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Most Subsidized Industry: 291stLargest Black Market: 835thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,394th
The Dominion of
Psychotic Dictatorship
To the front, scurvy dogs.
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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War Dogs XXIV

Population10.918 billion

CapitalWD Central
LeaderDog o'War

Currencypound
AnimalDog

The Dominion of War Dogs XXIV is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dog o'War with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.918 billion War Dogs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WD Central. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient War Dog economy, worth a remarkable 3,756 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Retail, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 344,038 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape, and children are raised bilingual from an early age. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. War Dogs XXIV's national animal is the Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

War Dogs XXIV is ranked 148,728th in the world and 3,188th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 459.65 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 291stLargest Black Market: 835thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,394thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,730thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,842ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,895thMost Efficient Economies: 1,936thLargest Retail Industry: 2,311thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,444thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,569thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,625thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,669thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 2,967thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,974thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,980thLargest Governments: 3,028thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,113thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,207thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,499thMost Cultured: 3,505thFattest Citizens: 4,317thNudest: 4,511thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,202ndMost Patriotic: 5,211thHighest Economic Output: 5,346thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,879thRudest Citizens: 7,038thMost Developed: 8,223rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,511thHighest Food Quality: 9,160thSmartest Citizens: 10,482ndMost Beautiful Environments: 11,122ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,746thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,912thLowest Crime Rates: 11,915thMost Inclusive: 12,261stMost Stationary: 14,163rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,333rdTop
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Most Secular: 15,192ndMost Influential: 20,449thLongest Average Lifespans: 21,883rd
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Most Subsidized Industry: 12th in the regionLargest Black Market: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 51st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 57th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 63rd in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 73rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 76th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 77th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 87th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 89th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 92nd in the regionNudest: 93rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 93rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 105th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 114th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 116th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 121st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 124th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 128th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 134th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 136th in the regionLargest Governments: 138th in the regionMost Cultured: 146th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 163rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 172nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 179th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 241st in the regionRudest Citizens: 247th in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 327th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 358th in the regionMost Stationary: 365th in the regionMost Developed: 411th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 468th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 504th in the regionMost Secular: 509th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 516th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 541st in the regionMost Inclusive: 591st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 608th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs XXIV, children are raised bilingual from an early age.
  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs XXIV, the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape.
  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs XXIV, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.
  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs XXIV, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents.
  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs XXIV, hotels often double as quarantine zones.
  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs XXIV, marine biology students are shocked to discover that a whale is a mammal.
  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs XXIV, the Communist Party claims that selling things for profit isn't necessarily capitalism.
  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs XXIV, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers.
  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs XXIV, games of cops and robbers typically end in at least one fatal shooting.
  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs XXIV, computers are widely considered to be the "devil magic of heathens".

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